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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran .
How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me .
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore .
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down .
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations .
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz .
Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me .
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils ?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble .
What does a clock do when it's hungry ? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me !
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary ? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx .
All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Velcro - what a rip off !
Cartoonist found dead in home . Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner ? Oh deer !
Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
