"Three nuns get killed in a car crash, and go to heaven. St. Peter tells them that they have to answer a question correctly to get in. He says to the first one, "What was the name of the first woman?" She answers, "Eve!" and he says, "Go on, you're in!" Then he says to the second one, "Where did Eve live?" and she answers, "The Garden of Eden!" He says to her, "Go on, you're in!" Then he says to the third one, who was the Mother Superior, "Yours will be more difficult, you understand. What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?" The Mother Superior answers, "Ooh, that's a hard one!" And St. Peter says, "Very good, you're in!" ~ Geraldine, Vicar of Dibley. ROTFLOL!!! These British and their outrageously naughty humor!! *snickers*